A story about Poop

One morning when I got to work there was a note on the desk:

Brad _____ __________________ Guest that POOPED on our sheets & pillows. Do Not Rent!

So naturally I had to get the story on this one.

He checked in and made a big deal about him being the only one that was going to be in the room. But when housekeeping went in the next day poo was smeared every where along with condoms.

And while he was here he complained about things and got a discounted rate, extra Club points and then called the customer care folks to complain that he didn't get enough free points for a free night.

My co worker was kind enough to not explain what dude had done to the room, while I would have said "you know what that fool did?"